What We Found in an Amazon Mystery Box: American Standard & More — April 25, 2026

Some days you crack open an Amazon Mystery Box and find a theme. Today's box had a theme alright: burgundy foam and plumbing hardware. Over 100 items total, and we're still laughing about it here in Hot Springs.

81 Can Coolers Walk Into a Box…

The star — if you can call it that — was eighty-one individual TahoeBay Slim Can Cooler Sleeves (50-Pack) Skinny Tall Cans 12 Oz Bulk Thin Seltzer Fit Sublimation Blanks for Vinyl Plain Blank Foam Beer Bottles Black White Assorted Solid Set (Burgundy) at $0.99 each. Eighty-one. They're burgundy. They're slim. If you do sublimation printing, craft fairs, or just really love keeping your White Claws cold, we have got you covered for the foreseeable future.

The rest of the box was a lot more interesting by contrast. Two sealed american standard 7381657-200.0070a vormax flapper assembly units at $28.59 each — legit, brand-new plumbing hardware that any homeowner or landlord would be glad to grab at a discount. Not glamorous, but genuinely useful.

Then there was the USA Toyz Glow Tracks Starter Kit Race Tracks and 2 LED Toy Cars - 216pk Glow in The Dark Bendable Flexible Rainbow Race Track Set with 2 Light Up Car Toys, STEM Building Toys for Boys and Girls — a 216-piece glow-in-the-dark race track set with two light-up cars. That's a solid kids' gift at retail, and it landed in our box sealed and ready to go.

We also pulled a set of Stemless Glasses — simple, clean, the kind of thing that disappears fast off our floor. Plus dozens more bin-labeled items heading straight to our store bins.

Was this box a banger? Not exactly. But two plumbing assemblies, a kids' STEM toy, stemless glasses, and enough can coolers to supply a small tailgate? You've had worse Fridays.